This goes out to all my thick-ankled and big-calved friends. My friends who could never take advantage of BOGO boot sales because finding one pair that fit over our calf was hard enough. My friends…
I want the record to show I have lived in a lot of places that has encouraged my vanity. Back when I lived in Rhode Island, it didn’t really matter what my weight was –…
“How many teachers does Liam have? Do you have a warmer that plugs in and melts smelly wax? Do you like Christmas doilies? “ That’s a text message from my mom. I know what’s happening.…
I love Sour Patch Kids just as much as the next 80’s child, but when I was sitting on my couch binge watching Real Housewives of Atlanta chomping away at a 1.9lb. bag of SPK,…